Tuesday, March 20, 2007

 

24 (The Show)

how bad has 24 gotten. it is so sad the after 6 years on the air they have not changed one thing. how easy was it to predicted that the STUPID Vice Prez was still going to launch the missile. how easy was it to know that Jack was going to land the drone plane, for which he never flown before in his life. what about how they accused the hot chick of being a traitor when we all know she is Innocent. my guess is the guy with the cast on his arm. And how fucking annoying is Cloe now, GOD i wish she would shout the fuck up already, or someone please kill her. OK the one surprise was Audrey is dead but who cares i hated her character last year, we all know the jack's brother's son is really his son, and he is going to start banging his sister-in-law by the end of the show. OH and we got a glimpse of next season to last night. Jack is going to back to China and find Audrey's killers (ya right). i guess it might make for better TV then the terrorist/nuke scenario that has been spoon fed to us for the last 3 seasons. ENOUGH ALREADY MOVE ON, and no more traitors in CTU our hiring practices cant be that stupid.

 

The Greatest Invention Ever

OK, i have the greatest idea ever!!!! I want to invent a device that is mandatory on all US cars, and installed by the factory. it is a device that blocks any cell signals from getting inside the cockpit of the car. so in order to use the phone you would have to pull over and put the car in park before the device would be disabled. additional for all you fuckers who are going to say "OH, but what if its an emergency, and I need to have the doctor or kids on the phone, because they are scared", or some BS like that. Well that's OK there will be a number that you will be routed through that you will have to pay by the minute. because if its a TRUE emergency you are not going to be talking that long and I am sure you won't mind paying 25 cents minute for a little piece of mind. if you do then tough shit pull over and put the car in park.

 

CELL PHONES

OK, i about had it with people and cell phones. what the fuck is going on with this world and fucking cell phones??????? i was at the movies on Saturday to see the movie ""300", great movie by the way", and there was a bitch 3 rows up from us that had to check her cell phone for messages about every 8 to 12 minutes. so she would open the phone and the lite would come on and i would have to look, because it was right in my visual sight of the screen. when is the FCC going to approve the use of signal blockers in areas that people should not be on the phone, god i want to hurt her.

how many time do i have to go around someone that is in the left lane on the highway on the phone. i mean FUCK people stay the fuck off the phone when driving you are not skilled enough to do both. the worst thing so far i have seen is an asshole in a pickup truck in the left lane that had at least 20 cars in tow, (and of course i was # 20) and when i finally caught up to him to pass! He had the newspaper open on the phone with a cigarette in his mouth. i god if there was anyone that needed to be killed it was that mother fucker.

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