Tuesday, March 20, 2007
The Greatest Invention Ever
OK, i have the greatest idea ever!!!! I want to invent a device that is mandatory on all US cars, and installed by the factory. it is a device that blocks any cell signals from getting inside the cockpit of the car. so in order to use the phone you would have to pull over and put the car in park before the device would be disabled. additional for all you fuckers who are going to say "OH, but what if its an emergency, and I need to have the doctor or kids on the phone, because they are scared", or some BS like that. Well that's OK there will be a number that you will be routed through that you will have to pay by the minute. because if its a TRUE emergency you are not going to be talking that long and I am sure you won't mind paying 25 cents minute for a little piece of mind. if you do then tough shit pull over and put the car in park.