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I to have that same goal, (please see link: "http://sneezing.blogspot.com/") but I have not made a decision as to whether or not it is attainable yet. No one we know understands or Appreciates what it takes to get to a final table like the two of us do. Our family and friends think its stupid, a big waste of time, and an addiction. It is not an addiction, but an accomplishment that could be compared to the decisions an investment banker has to make every single day. Putting his ass on the line knowing that every Decision he makes could wreak havoc on his life. This achievement could be compared to having made the right decision 99.5% of the time over a 4 day period, not easy to do. Yes its a GAME but so is Chess, and if you ran into a world champion chess player or Bobby Fisher for that matter you would praze him and ask for his autograph. Texas holdem is not much different then chess. Both have a tournament style game play, require a lot of intellectual thinking, and most of all requires an Extreme amount of discipline that not everyone can master. Its a game that will punish you for making emotional decisions, and reward you if you could show no reaction when a Opponent does something you know is wrong. Don't get me wrong LUCK plays a huge part in it, but luck works both ways, and it makes it even harder for you to make the right decision when that decision is putting everything on the line.

OK, yes it is a GAME some people even call it a sport, and as games go its not one that is widely accepted in society. But keep a thing or two in mind before you start judging this "sport." One: no one has ever died while playing it, two: it has never insighted an riots where life and property were destroyed, three: its a game/sport that you don't have to be a freak of nature to play, its not just a sport for the top 1% of the world. Anyone can sit down and play, winning is a whole different story, four: its virtually corruption and rig free unlike all of the main stream sports play today, Five: there are no owners, managers, PR people, or contracts to Negotiate, and for the most part players are for the most part humbled to make a final table, hence the no corruption. And six: there are a lot of very very smart people that play this game we are talking MIT graduates, Mathematician, accounts, bankers, doctors, and patient attorneys. These are just a few of the obvious reasons why playing this game is not as mindless and pointless as people think. Is it safe to say that PLAYING Texas holdem is 10 times more stimulating for the mind then someone sitting down and watching baseball or football games all day long? Someone that remembers the stats of all the players in any sport is kind of useless, unless you are on a game show or playing a sports trivia game? Unless your are betting an the game the winner has no bearing on one's life, but yet people that are that obsessed with the game will argue and fight over their favorite teams. There are people that make there living on betting on sports games, and why is it totally acceptable for a person/family to take a vacation to Vegas or AC and lose anywhere from $100 to hundreds of thousands and we joke and laugh about it, but if someone plays poker when they are not at a casino it is not socially accepted. For the most part it is a hobby, and the people that play derive somekind of pleasure from it. Why is that any different from someone who collects stamps, bird watches, bowls, or goes camping for their pleasure???

On the flip side there is an opposition factor and a monetary factor that can wreak havoc on one's life and marriage, but it is no different then someone obsessed with any other hobby or sports or sports betting hobby they are involved with.

OK so I am driving to work today and I am on a pretty busy road. I look to my left and I see some STUPID FUCKING woman making a U-Turn with a little fucking dog in her lap. But the woman is trying to reach the steering wheel without moving or inconvenience the dog. She is reaching over the dogs head as the dog is standing on her lap looking over the steering wheel. All I kept thinking is one: she should be killed for being so fucking stupid, two: I hope the dog takes a shit or farts right in her face, and three how come it is not illegal to DRIVE with those little fucking rat-like dogs on your lap. I really think those people are such fucking losers and really need to find a man/woman instead if trying hump there dog while DRIVING. When you see that doesn't make you want to just bitch slap those people and let them know that they are the biggest losers on the planet???

FUCKING BITCH

Ok I had to vent that out of my system. I wish I was a cop, I would have pulled the bitch over so fast and given her every ticket I had left.

ok, G_man and I went to Foxwoods this past weekend and all I have to say it that it was a blood bath. I got bitch slapped all over the pokerroom. THE BITCH OF IT I PLAY FUCKING GREAT. I was raising when I should have and folding when I knew I was beat. It was the other times that this posting is referring to. Like the time I got big slick suited in the big blind when the blinds were 25/50 and one player raised to 200 and all others folded to me I went "All In" for all the fuckers chips and he still called me with his pocker 9s and beat me. WHAT KIND OF FUCKING SHIT IS THAT. For all the fuckers chips I thought I was on party poker and this was a dream. It took every ounce in my being not to reach across the table and choke that mother fucker out. On top of the fact thatwhen we started he was in the wrong fucking seat. This bitch could not even count to 8 he sat in seat 5, that mother fucker. I did want to kill him. The weekend was just fucked when it came to cards and flops I got pocket KS 3 times and only won once heads up with another player. G_man had As in hand and they got cracked 3 out of the 5 it was like a poker twilight zone that I could not wake up from.

then we gave up on tournament tables (at least I did) and played on a 2/4 limit table. That I have to say was a lot of FUN. I cant wait to do that again. Even thought there were multiple SHITHEADS at the table, if you lost it was not for a lot of money and you did not have to leave the table, which made the losing part OK in some warped kinda way. There was this really fat guy seating in seat 5 and he said he has been there since Saturday morning, now considering at the time he told us this it was about and he has been there for 18 hours straight, and just 6 hours prier to him saying that a shuttle bus drive told us a story about the crazy fuckers that would actually PISS IN their pants and all over the chair and floor (TRUE STORY TOLD TO US BY THE BUS DRIVER)at the tables. We just looked at each other and started to laugh our asses off for about 60 seconds, but it was at that moment that I had realized that I was the shithead sitting to the right if this fat fuck ( and for all that know me he was big then I was)lucky we did not smell anything all night. But the kicker to the "piss" story the bus driver told us that all management did was call over to maintance and have them clean it up and disinfect the mess, and have a chair waiting when they got up. The management would not even ask them why on earth they did it. I am sure their answer would be "If I left to use the restroom I might have missed a good hand that was dealt to me, now get me another scotch and soda biatch. HERE is the real kicker the bus driver told us that the casino would throw them out on there ass at that point, but they would in fact throw you out if you high five someone at the blackjack table. Is that not a kick in the ass.

so there was a Russian at the table and apparently he has been there for awhile and everytime someone new came to the table the big fat guy would ask them where they were from. You see the fat guy was from Boston, Mass and everytime someone would see at the table he would begin to tell the his whole fucking story (like any of us give a flying fuck) so the Russian after being there for 4 to 8 hours himself finally could not take it anymore when G_man and I sat down and after about 15 minutes he starting asking us where we were from. In the middle of his question the Russian cut him off and starting saying "oh no, no more with that fucking story I cant take it anymore, always with that dam story" keep in mind he has a thick Russian accent. I could not help to thing about the movie "Rounders" and KGB at the table with Matt Damon "THIS FUCKING GUY ALWAYS WITH THE "CHECK CHECK CHECK" HE TRAPPED ME" Again G_Man and I bust out laughing and start saying KGB's line in the movie. Which at that point everyone startlaughing including the dealer. It was a very funny moment,fuck it, I guess you had to be there.

ok, G_man and I went to Foxwoods this past weekend and all I have to say it that it was a blood bath. I got bitch slapped all over the poker room, but I will save that for my next story. This story is about the WPT final table at the Foxwoods that should air some time in July. If you watch the WPT's final tables you just might see G_man & Bluto. Just remember one thing. When you watch think "PUMPKIN" I will say it again, when you watch think "PUMPKIN". You just might have to call Charlie Brown to tell him you saw "The Great Pumpkin" first hand, and that he is alive and well, and that he is addicted to poker and loves WPT final table. That's all I have to say about that.

P.S. For the people how know this joke: "I was in this tournement and I came in 28th place it cost me $407 dollars and I only walked away with $16,000 in 23 days". KILL THIS FUCKER RIGHT KNOW DON'T LET HIM SPEAK ANYMORE, AND BURN HIS BRIGHT YELLOW CASINO SHIRT UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT.

OK sorry for the long delay. I have been very busy. Last weekend I went to Foxwoods and the weekend before that I went to PA to see my sister. And I have to say I hated the drive but there was an up side to it. On the way back I drove passed to very very hot hot Italian chicks in the car and one of them was in the middle of changing. The driver was doing about 90+ and you know I had to catch up and get a closer look. And closer look I got she had just taken off her shirt and was fumbling for a new one. She saw that I was looking and it seems to me she did not mind, and if she did not then nether did I. I did not see anything great because she never took off her bra, but I did see the driver grab the left tit of the girl changing(I think they new by then that I was looking). Its not like I did it when my wife was not around, she was sitting right next to me. And to make matters worse. My mother and Aunt were in the back seat. Hey, when you are my age and married for 9 years, and dating for over 13 what the fuck, right. When it was all over I told olive all about it.