Friday, February 17, 2006
The Olympics, Judging & Competitors
Can I just say that the judging of Olympics events mainly Figure Skating is the most atrocious I have ever seen. The only pure sports left in the world are timed events. The subjective judging needs to be removed from the Olympics. I was appalled at the judging in the pairs short and long programs in figure Skating. I know what you are thinking and the answer is no I am not a homo, I tivo the Olympics so I could fast forward through all the figure skating, and bullshit sob stories. But once in awhile I would get a glimes of a figure skating hot body through her skirt and stop and watch.
But I have to say that all the subjective judging in every event really sucked this Olympics. I watched Shaun White in the Half-pipe competition, and though I think he is a fanomal snowboarded I don't think he should have got Gold with his second qualifying run. The mogul event was cool to watch like most of the events, but I don't think the guy who got Gold really had the best run. In my opinion the adopted Koran kid from the USA had a better run, and what I mean by that is his run had more difficult tricks off BOTH jumps, and his knees were perfect. While the kid who won did a bullshit back flip for gold on the first jump. When the Koran kid did that trick in his qualifying run.
Oh another thing, I think the black trash guy that one the gold in speed skating IS A FUCKING NO CLASS SHITHEAD, and should have his medal taken away for being a NO CLASS SHITHEAD. Its people like that is why a lot of black people don't get the respect they so desperately want. That fucking guy shows up and starts tell his teammates and the press that he does not care about anyone but himself because of what it took to get his self there, and that for him there is an "I" in "TEAM". They interview his mother and she start saying "oh I have to fight with the whole skating commission to get my son what he deserved. Then he wins the gold and in his first interview comes off with an attitude that you just wanted to punch him in his fucking face. I don't want to use the "N" word, but I have to say that is the first thing that cane to mind when I saw him in his interview after he won the gold medal. He is a straight-up piece of black trash, and does not deserve to be an Olympic Gold medalist representing the USA in it's purest form.
One final note the girl who lost the gold in the snowboard cross, SUCKS. She deserves all the shit she is going to get for the rest of her life. She had to show off at the end, and then she lied twice about it. The fact that she lied is why I have no remorse for her. Even the guy from the USA who won the men's Gold in that event said she was stupid to do that bullshit trick at the end.
The only pure sports out there are sports that put you up against the clock. The clock never lies and is not subjective, and not open to interpretation. PURE The Down hill was the best event going, all though I have to say I was happy to see Bode Miller fall flat on his ass in the first 3 events. I have not seen the other 2 yet, and the other US skier that one the Gold in slolem should be and inspiration to us all to never give up.
THE OLYMPICS IS SO 70s, ITS ALL ABOUT THE OPENING CEREMONY. I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT IS STILL DONE IN THE 21st CENTURY.
But I have to say that all the subjective judging in every event really sucked this Olympics. I watched Shaun White in the Half-pipe competition, and though I think he is a fanomal snowboarded I don't think he should have got Gold with his second qualifying run. The mogul event was cool to watch like most of the events, but I don't think the guy who got Gold really had the best run. In my opinion the adopted Koran kid from the USA had a better run, and what I mean by that is his run had more difficult tricks off BOTH jumps, and his knees were perfect. While the kid who won did a bullshit back flip for gold on the first jump. When the Koran kid did that trick in his qualifying run.
Oh another thing, I think the black trash guy that one the gold in speed skating IS A FUCKING NO CLASS SHITHEAD, and should have his medal taken away for being a NO CLASS SHITHEAD. Its people like that is why a lot of black people don't get the respect they so desperately want. That fucking guy shows up and starts tell his teammates and the press that he does not care about anyone but himself because of what it took to get his self there, and that for him there is an "I" in "TEAM". They interview his mother and she start saying "oh I have to fight with the whole skating commission to get my son what he deserved. Then he wins the gold and in his first interview comes off with an attitude that you just wanted to punch him in his fucking face. I don't want to use the "N" word, but I have to say that is the first thing that cane to mind when I saw him in his interview after he won the gold medal. He is a straight-up piece of black trash, and does not deserve to be an Olympic Gold medalist representing the USA in it's purest form.
One final note the girl who lost the gold in the snowboard cross, SUCKS. She deserves all the shit she is going to get for the rest of her life. She had to show off at the end, and then she lied twice about it. The fact that she lied is why I have no remorse for her. Even the guy from the USA who won the men's Gold in that event said she was stupid to do that bullshit trick at the end.
The only pure sports out there are sports that put you up against the clock. The clock never lies and is not subjective, and not open to interpretation. PURE The Down hill was the best event going, all though I have to say I was happy to see Bode Miller fall flat on his ass in the first 3 events. I have not seen the other 2 yet, and the other US skier that one the Gold in slolem should be and inspiration to us all to never give up.
THE OLYMPICS IS SO 70s, ITS ALL ABOUT THE OPENING CEREMONY. I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT IS STILL DONE IN THE 21st CENTURY.
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
February Poker Night
OK 2 weeks have passed since the biggest bullshit game I have ever played in. I was as my cousin-in-law said "playing perfectly". Not making any bad decisions and slowly working my way into a money slot. Then one hand changed everything. One of the players we will call him "The Gambler" played in a pot that my brother-in-law "The Riverer" and myself was involved in. I was in the big blind and both of them just called so I checked my 6,7 suited, the flop came K,7,K. It went check all around to the Gambler, who raised 20G at that point I called him out and said "I know you are BLUFFING", but with my luck I did not want to risk getting rivered so I folded thinking he would take the pot. Not even noticing that The Riverer was still in the hand he goes all in with this last 30 or 40k. now taking into consideration that The Riverer had been playing very tight all night and folded a lot of hands you would think anybody with even the basic of skills would have folded if they were really bluffing, but to the tables surprise The Gambler call the all in. WELL, The Gambler turns over 10, 9 off and The Riverer turns over K, 7. Riverer flopped a full boat and the Gambler doubled him up.
So now that the Gambler has doubled up he has become a player in the tournment. Before that I had like 300K and he had like 60K with 4 people playing and the blinds at 10 & 20K it was just a matter of time before he would get blinded out. BUT now he was a player that could threaten the other players. About 5-6 hands later I get pocket 6s in the big blind he is in the small blind and calls. I raise 50K he calls flop comes 5,5,3 and he checks. I raise another 50K and he calls, turn is a 5 giving me a full boat. I noticed he only had like 50K left so I put him all in think he is going to fold. He called and turns over K,4 (I am thinking to myself what was he thinking) and needs a K and a K only to beat me. The river comes and sure as FUCKING SHIT it is a K. So I double him up to like 200K and I am fucking steaming but not bad enough to start making bad decisions. So about 8 hands later I am down to about 110- 150K realizing that I am getting shit cards and I went from the chip leader to a player that is about to get blinded out of the game. When I am big blind and get dealt K,4 and everyone folded except the Riverer called because he was small blind so I knock the table and we are off to the flop. Flop comes 9,9,4 and the Riverer in his usual faction checks it to me. I in-turn (thinking if he had anything he would have raised)went all in. To my SURPRISE he FUCKING CALLED ME. The first think I say to him even before he flipped over his " you got the 9 right?" he says "no, K,8" and again I am FUCKING THINKING to myself "what the was he thinking calling me". NOW had I realized then what I FUCKING know now (that I am the most unluckest FUCK on the planet) his call would have made perfect sense. Because yes as you guessed it my Brother-in-law aka The Riverer catches a FUCKING 8 at the river to knock me out of my own tournment, NO MONEY AGAIN.
If I was not there I would have not believed it but it really happened, and what makes this story really bad is that it happened to me and not someone else. Until next time, oh one more note I forgot to mention: this was the first time The Riverer ever played in a live structured Texas holdem poker tournment, and he went on to win the whole thing.
So now that the Gambler has doubled up he has become a player in the tournment. Before that I had like 300K and he had like 60K with 4 people playing and the blinds at 10 & 20K it was just a matter of time before he would get blinded out. BUT now he was a player that could threaten the other players. About 5-6 hands later I get pocket 6s in the big blind he is in the small blind and calls. I raise 50K he calls flop comes 5,5,3 and he checks. I raise another 50K and he calls, turn is a 5 giving me a full boat. I noticed he only had like 50K left so I put him all in think he is going to fold. He called and turns over K,4 (I am thinking to myself what was he thinking) and needs a K and a K only to beat me. The river comes and sure as FUCKING SHIT it is a K. So I double him up to like 200K and I am fucking steaming but not bad enough to start making bad decisions. So about 8 hands later I am down to about 110- 150K realizing that I am getting shit cards and I went from the chip leader to a player that is about to get blinded out of the game. When I am big blind and get dealt K,4 and everyone folded except the Riverer called because he was small blind so I knock the table and we are off to the flop. Flop comes 9,9,4 and the Riverer in his usual faction checks it to me. I in-turn (thinking if he had anything he would have raised)went all in. To my SURPRISE he FUCKING CALLED ME. The first think I say to him even before he flipped over his " you got the 9 right?" he says "no, K,8" and again I am FUCKING THINKING to myself "what the was he thinking calling me". NOW had I realized then what I FUCKING know now (that I am the most unluckest FUCK on the planet) his call would have made perfect sense. Because yes as you guessed it my Brother-in-law aka The Riverer catches a FUCKING 8 at the river to knock me out of my own tournment, NO MONEY AGAIN.
If I was not there I would have not believed it but it really happened, and what makes this story really bad is that it happened to me and not someone else. Until next time, oh one more note I forgot to mention: this was the first time The Riverer ever played in a live structured Texas holdem poker tournment, and he went on to win the whole thing.
Friday, February 03, 2006
Poker Night
Tonight is the big poker game i have 10 coming. i will not win most likly but it will be a lot of fun. It is crazy on the fridays that I have the game the day goes so slow. Does that mean i should call gamblers annom.??? My brother in law is coming for the first time. along with his son my nephew. He as play once before and and got riviered with a straight to his pocket AA, it was not pretty. The funnest part was his mother told me it was going to be an easy night and easy money. He went out second, I felt bad (not) because I was the one that took him out.
The show "LOST" is lost
Can we just talk about the TV show Lost for a minute. I am so fed up with this show. When did TV go from entertaining the masses to having an agenda. I got really busy at work so I got backed up on the shows that I watch(how great are DVR) so I had like 4 of the latest shows to watch. So a few days ago I sat down and watched 4 weeks of Lost. And at the end of it all I was no more informed then I was before I watch them. Then when you talk to someone about it they are like "oh that is the best show, it is my favorite, can you believe what is going on" what the hell is that. Have we become so mindless that a show that has no real plot, no direction, and no indication that we are going to know anything more before the season ends, that we think this is the best show on TV??? And I know what your comments are going to be. You bluto but you are still watching it right, well that is the goal "to tune in". I am only watching it because this is its second season and I want to give it a chance. At this point I am ready to quit the show. And this is the reason why: finally after 2 months of being stranded they finally come face to face with the "Others" and the only thing they discuss is "hey you stay on your side and we will stay on ours" and oh " you came to our island and did not even ask" WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SHIT IS THAT. Is it me or was that the dumbest episode ever. If it was me it would have gone something like this. Hey FUCKBAG I did not ask the fucking pilot to crash land here DICK. Do you really think I want to be in a place to come to an Island were there is a thick black monster that can read your mind and rip out trees LOL??? DICK!!!, and another thing if you want up go then make a call and have us taken off the island, DICK!!! Another thing if you are so upset about us being here why in the fuck do you keep stealing people. Or how about giving us your recently made, Fiberglas, mounted spotlight, radar sensing (when sawyer turned on there radar the others changed course in there direction) BOAT so we can get someone to rescue us. That's what I would say.
The monster is a joke the people are all shitheads (except for Hurley) they all have issues about being themselves. You and I both know the best charater on the fucking shitty show is Hurley. He is the only one that has not had an agenda. He's worth 156mil and he is a really nice guy. I think the needs a lot of help I am hearing a lot of people feel this way.
The monster is a joke the people are all shitheads (except for Hurley) they all have issues about being themselves. You and I both know the best charater on the fucking shitty show is Hurley. He is the only one that has not had an agenda. He's worth 156mil and he is a really nice guy. I think the needs a lot of help I am hearing a lot of people feel this way.
